A Brief Reflection on My Time in Nairobi
Some level of taking stock is inevitable upon closing a chapter of one’s life, and now, sitting on my bed on the night of my final departure from Nairobi, I have been overwhelmed by a desire to reflect – not so much on the impact of Nairobi on my life trajectory, but on the colourful details that have made up my day to day life, which will, from as early as tomorrow morning, begin to recede into ever darker recesses of my memory.
One thing people often
ask about when they contemplate moving to Nairobi is safety. Many still have a
vivid memory of the 2013 massacre by al-Shabaab in Westgate Shopping Mall and
their 2019 attack on the DusitD2 complex. While al-Shabaab is now mostly
confined to Kenya’s border with Somalia, images of dying civilians still send
shockwaves throughout the world. Dozens of people were killed in
anti-government protests both in 2024 and 2025. In neighbouring Tanzania,
hundreds to thousands were killed in the 2025 Election Crisis, numbers that put
this event in the same league as the crisis that followed Mwai Kibaki’s
election as President of Kenya in 2007.
Expatriates in Kenya
are little touched by recent episodes of violence. During the protests, many of
us were simply told to work from home while the city centre became a
battleground. My neighbours and I heard some scattered gunshots as far north as
Runda at the time, but few felt any sense of real, imminent danger. If
expatriates in Nairobi live with any fear for their safety, it is the fear of
their house being robbed or of their being kidnapped by a rideshare driver. I
have heard a few stories about both, including one in which robbers tied up a
family at knifepoint. At the same time, I never met anyone who personally knew
a person kidnapped by a driver, and personally, I lived in Nairobi with no fear
at all. If burglars did try to rob the compound where I stayed, they would
target the big family mansion in the middle of the garden much sooner than my
one-storey outhouse that could barely fit a closet.
Speaking of transport,
a major fixture of my life in Kenya was my complete reliance on rideshare apps.
I am told Nairobi used to have reliable public transport decades ago, but cronyism
and the city’s rapid expansion decimated it. Nowadays, many people rely on
private matatus, which range from the size of a large van or minibus to a
regular bus, and which are known for their reckless driving. It is said that
one reason why public transport has been left to decay is the powerful matatu
lobby. It seems to me that corruption and the oligopolisation of the
transportation system would explain its inefficiency: every single workday, the
city centre fills with massive, slow-moving queues for these mid-distance
services.
Matatus are uncommon
if non-existent in some of Nairobi’s more residential areas, where many people
either drive or employ their own drivers. Junior-level and short-term
expatriates tend to use rideshare apps, while many an adventurous intern will
buy a helmet and become a regular client of a boda – a motorcycle taxi. I took
a motorcycle on my first day when I simply could not catch a car ride from my
accommodation in Ruaka, and I promptly decided never to do it again.
Nevertheless, the experience did provide me with an early opportunity to show
off some rudimentary Swahili as I told my driver “Pole, pole, naogopa,” which
means, “Slowly, slowly, I am scared.”
The rideshare
experience in Kenya is quite different from other countries. When a driver
accepts a ride, he (and it is generally a he) does not see where his customer
wants to go; he only sees how much money he will receive. Thus, it often
happens that upon arriving, a driver may ask a customer where he wants to go,
and if the answer does not satisfy him, he refuses the ride. Generally,
however, this conversation happens by chat on the app or by phone call. Drivers
love to make phone calls, often just to announce that they are on their way,
which is why throughout my entire stay in Kenya, I kept my overseas number on all
the rideshare apps. Of course, because of the rules of Kenyan politesse, even a
conversation by chat never gets straight to the point. The driver first says
hello and inquires how their customer is doing before proceeding to ask what
they want to know.
If the driver has the
radio on, there is about a one in five chance that it will be playing gospel
music or some kind of Christian talk show. The hosts offer a range of advice –
some good, some questionable. One memorable radio host, for instance,
encouraged boundless forgiveness no matter the circumstance while also
encouraging gay people to pray that God will set them on the right path. My
favourite piece of advice actually came from a morning talk show on a political
radio, which made a very empowering point: “Ladies, why do you wait for your
man to get out of jail, when he would not even wait for you to return from a
business trip?”
I suspect that these
kinds of programmes find a wide-open niche in Kenyan culture, as people love
giving advice and offering unsolicited observations. Sometimes, these
observations border on what one might consider rude in another culture – even
in the culture of a neighbouring country. Indeed, one of the more surprising
things I have observed during my travels is just how different these cultures
are. Around the Great Lakes, politeness involves speaking at a very low volume
and, in some places, giving things with the right hand while holding the elbow
with the left. I was taught that this gesture was common in Swahili countries
as well, but Kenya seems to have mostly lost that degree of formality. Still,
people are not as laid back as they are in, say, Mozambique. If anything,
people in the slightest position of authority can be quite happy to flex it.
In contrast to some of
its neighbours, Kenya has a relatively numerous middle class that likes to
spend money. Higher-end restaurants are not just full of tourists and
expatriates, and the restaurants themselves are generally of very solid quality.
Indeed, it is hard to come across such good Indian food in the UK, where Indian
restaurants are numerous but cater to rather undiscerning and unadventurous
tastes. Unfortunately, food is not as cheap as it is in, say, Southeast Asia,
so eating out daily is unfeasible.
With regards to food,
Kenya’s major boon is its abundance of fresh fruit and vegetables. Never again
will I buy as many mangoes and avocadoes as cheaply as I used to in Kenya –
even though I did my shopping at the local Naivas or Carrefour rather than from
the wooden stalls along the roads. Driving through the more densely populated
parts of Nairobi, one is bound to come across these stalls: bananas hang in
bunches from their roofs, and their displays overflow with tomatoes, onions,
watermelons and cartons of eggs, which are often left out in the sun. One thing
that shocked me when I returned to Kenya from the UK was how battered the
bananas seemed in Kenyan supermarkets in comparison to those in Europe. I imagine
it might be because many fruits in Europe come from Kenya, and those that are
destined for export tend to be better looking and better kept.
With such an abundance
of fruits and vegetables, it comes as no surprise that Nairobi is such a green
city. Kenya may be a land known for its savannahs, but swathes of the country –
especially around the Great Lakes, are incredibly lush and fertile. Nairobi
itself benefits from its high altitude, which makes the weather pleasant
year-round, perhaps with the exception of the European summer months, when it
becomes quite dreary and the houses without adequate insulation turn bone-chillingly
cold.
Kenya has two rainy
seasons, which are typified by expensive taxis and rampant power cuts. The year
before I came, the rain was so bad that major roads got completely flooded, and
only cars with a high clearance could wade their way through parts of the city.
The rains are also the reason why many foreign employers require employees to
install an alternative power source in their homes, which usually means either
a generator or a relatively less expensive inverter hooked up to a battery. With
a limit to how much I could get for my reimbursement, I naturally decided for
an inverter. What it does is still a bit of a mystery to me. There are two
types of electric current: alternating and direct, and an inverter changes one
to the other while a converter does the opposite. I always forget which is which.
Anyway, during this process, the inverter can store some extra power when
hooked up to a battery, so while it does not create power per se, it helps keep
the essentials running during a blackout.
I had received my
landlady’s permission to install an inverter without really understanding what
the process entailed. I remained calm as the technician fiddled around in the
electric box while sparks kept flying out in bursts, and only became properly
consternated when the power went off and we had to go ask where the mains were.
As soon as the technician started hammering nails into the wall, I grew pale
and began to wonder whether all I would gain in my housing subsidy would be
swallowed by repairs. Fortunately, this did not happen. Upon leaving Nairobi, I
decided to leave the inverter behind to the utmost joy of my landlady, who
wrote to me several times afterwards to thank me for it.
The relationship
between me and my landlady was another strange Nairobi phenomenon. The first
day of every month, I would invariably wake up to no Wi-fi, as my landlady
would always forget to renew the subscription. I also never saw her the entire
time I was there. All my communication with my landlady was by WhatsApp, and when
anything was broken, she asked the one-man show of a guard, gardener, and handyman
to fix it. The only thing this man did not do was the cleaning and washing.
That was done by a lady who seemed to never know the day of the week, or else
used it as an excuse to show up whenever she wanted – and not to show up when I
most needed it.
I once returned home
early from work and I found the cleaning lady’s child sleeping by my desk. I
figured I would wait outside and wait for her to return with the laundry, but
as she was leading her boy out the door, she casually remarked, “there’s
another one in there.” I peered inside again and indeed, sleeping on the carpet
in the corner of the room was an even smaller child. This child, as I continued
working outside, eventually woke up, and once it staggered up to the door
frame, it began to cry while peeing on the floor. Fortunately, the battery
stood on a platform made of Styrofoam.
The one other
responsibility the cleaning lady had was to eliminate the cockroaches in my
outhouse. I had complained about them a few times, and my landlady said she
would have someone take care of them for me. It took me a few weeks to realise
what this really meant: every time she stopped by, the cleaning lady would
spray a few whiffs of bug repellent behind the couch and call it a day. Thus, I
had to become a cockroach hunter myself. Every few days, I would spot a
cockroach and clobber it to death with a flip flop, after which I would flush
it down the toilet. I disposed of cockroaches on non-flat surfaces with bug
spray, which made them run around frantically for a while before expiring under
furniture that I would then have to move. Not a single cockroach escaped me.
Eventually, the
cockroaches disappeared, though I suspect this might have been more related to
the weather turning colder rather than to my extermination skills. The colder
weather also meant that I would have to deal with fewer mosquitoes at night.
Many houses in Nairobi are built with shoddy insulation, which poses a problem
not just for keeping a place warm during the winter, but also for keeping
mosquitoes out when the lights are turned on. Over time, I developed several
stratagems for eliminating them. One was to simply lie in bed for a few minutes
and wait for a mosquito to start circling around my head. I would then get up,
turn the lights on, and usually find the mosquito right on my bedpost.
There were a few
times, however, when this simple stratagem did not work, and I could not find
the mosquito after turning on the light. This was when I developed two further
variants of the trap: the first was to lie awake with the computer turned on,
which invariably ended up attracting the mosquito straight onto the screen. The
second was to sleep hugging a can of bug spray and to whip it out as soon as
the discordant buzzing drew close to my ear. Though I can boast of a very high
success rate with these ploys, I am still very glad that Nairobi’s altitude
keeps malaria at bay.
The last type of insect life with whom I had to contend was the humble ant. I found out the hard way that leaving any sweets, biscuits, or indeed, any sugar in the pantry meant that sooner or later, a long line of ants would form across the counter leading straight towards it. Killing ants, of course, is not easy. The easiest solution I found to the ant problem was to take all my things – biscuits, sugar, and even the trash (this last one being more attractive to cockroaches) – and sticking them all in the fridge. It felt like hiding bottles from an alcoholic but I could not argue with the results: the ants grew convinced that I had no food and left.
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