Day 6: Kansas and Nebraska

We started our day after eight, exulting in the fact that we would drive westwards with the sun shining on our backs and not in our faces. After making a stop at Starbucks to get Kelly coffee, one more stop to get gas, and yet another stop to buy ourselves a take-away lunch at Panera, our first proper recreational break was at Mushroom Rock State Park. The area is home to three large rocks that have eroded unequally to resemble giant mushrooms, as well as several other interesting geological features. We ate our take-away lunch there, with me alternately scooping and impaling my salad using a knife, as we had only received one set of cutleries. 

The road to Mushroom Rock State Park
A road of worse quality
A mushroom rock
The same rock with its surroundings
A rock hemisphere
A mushroom rock with a more fleshy stem
Another view of the first mushroom rock
The mushroom rock again
A spherical rock
Another mushroom rock
A Kansas road
Kelly and I with a mushroom rock
Another picture of us

To my surprise, the navigation decided to send us westward instead of northward. We were heading to the geographic centre of the 48 contiguous states, which is on the border of Kansas and Nebraska, and based on my perusals of Google Maps, I thought the more logical way to get there would be to first head north and then west. Nevertheless, we followed the whimsical gods of GPS.

As we were passing through the town of Ellsworth, I noticed a sign for Krizek Park. Recognising the name as Czech, I immediately searched up the town’s history on my phone and discovered that the entire area is home to a sizeable community of people with Czech ancestry. Not only that, the nearby town of Wilson prides itself on being the “Czech Capital of Kansas” and boasts of the “world’s largest Czech egg.”

I persuaded Kelly that the town would surely have a Czech pastry shop selling traditional koláče, and we made an ever-so slight detour to the town of Wilson. It was an exhilarating and completely bizarre experience. The town was full of Czech artefacts – not only the world’s biggest Czech Easter egg, but also a number of other, smaller eggs, as well as shops selling traditional Czech costumes and foods, and a church named after the country’s patron, Saint Wenceslas. We stopped by Grandma’s Soda Shop and Diner, where I asked for koláče and was met with a rather puzzled look, after which the diner owner paused and asked “oh, you want koh-lay-chee?” Despite this gap in communication, the koláče were excellent. We got the traditional poppy seed flavour, and one with peach filling. Since they were very warm, we did not eat them until we reached a lookout over Wilson Lake.  

The next stretch explained why the navigation sent us the way it did. Not long after we turned northwards, the smoothly paved road turned into a grid of gritty paths that made the car produce awful sounds. The navigation had clearly assumed we would cross it just like a normal SUV, but we were too concerned about Kelly’s tiny Toyota Corolla to drive any faster than forty miles per hour. Scrambling to get out as fast as possible, we took a slight detour that got us back to the asphalt road.

Local signs in Wilson
Another sign
The World's Largest Czech Egg
The same
Some derelict buildings
House of Memories Museum
A Czech thrift shop
An egg decoration under a city building
More large eggs
A typical Czech folk costume
The old jail building in Wilson
A winding road
Views from the car window
More views
Some cows grazing in the distance
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Kelly and I with the World's Largest Czech Egg
Kelly and I with a poppy seed koláč
The two of us eating our koláče

Due to our unplanned stop in Wilson, we made it to Lebanon later than expected. The town is home to the alleged geographic centre of the contiguous states, which it denotes with multiple signs, and the site even houses a tiny wooden chapel with a guest book. I think it was around that time, in the lonely remoteness of the vast landscape, when I was finally hit by the realisation of just how far we had gotten.  

Kansas is a state filled with superlatives. Not only does it have the world’s largest Czech egg, but it also claims to have built the first interstate and is home to the Eisenhower Presidential Library (we passed by his childhood home at some distance from Kansas City). Also, despite our little mishap on the rural roads, its roads generally seem to be of a higher quality than those of Nebraska. As soon as we crossed the state border, the well-paved asphalt road ended and was replaced by some kind of loud and gritty concrete.   

The Geographical Centre of the 48 States
The sign
Stickers left by travellers from all across the US
The road leading to the centre of the contiguous states
The chapel
The two of us at the sign

I have, however, been looking forward to Nebraska, which is filled with quirky attractions and interesting geological features. We made our first stop in the state at the Great Platte River Road Archway Monument, a museum dedicated to the trails that once spanned the prairies. Built in 2000, it towers across the highway in a truly impressive fashion. It is also flanked by a big statue of a bison and an American flag, which is a somewhat ironic combination.

We ate dinner at Front Street Steakhouse, which forms part of a recreated frontier town-style street front. While the outside looks as though it were copied straight from a movie set, the inside is more modern, though it abounds with various old-timey paraphernalia. The food was unexpectedly good. I was positively shocked that the restaurant offered a variety of vegetarian options and ate my “impossible burger” with relish.

Our total mileage for the day was 564, with the grand total now at 2226 miles. 

A bison statue at the Great Platte River Road Archway Monument
A pegasus on top of the monument
The bison again
A sign on the monument
A wagon by the side of the monument
A wild sunflower
The Great Platte River Road Archway Monument
The sign at Front Street
Buildings at Front Street
A view down Front Street with a real cowboy
The porch
Crystal Palace Saloon
More of the same
A carriage
The two of us at the Great Platte River Road Archway Monument

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